What a day.

Today has been pretty hectic and stressful and I need to blow off some steam on something/someone other than Jesse, so I figured blogging about it would be a good option.
It started off alright, considering the fact that I was just hanging out in bed and creating this blog. Things took a turn for the worse when my dog jumped up into my bed and decided to just stand there and piss in the bed and look at me. I should have taken that as some sort of omen of the impending doom (which really wasn't so bad in retrospect- I'm just a big baby).
I picked up my friend Julia and she was supposed to help me finish moving/cleaning the old apartment and also come with me to Auburn to pick up a kitten I found on Craigslist (buddy system, yo. You never know who's a Craigslist murderer). We also had to drop some furniture off at the thrift store, which Jesse was supposed to help me out with a week ago, and kept pushing the date forward until the last possible day (that being today), a morning in which he coincidentally set his alarm for the wrong time and all the responsibility landed on me. Which I guess I can't get mad at him for since it was an accident (but I have been mad at him all day and he heard more than an earful, trust me), but it sucked to have that weight on my shoulders, on top of cleaning the apartment and everything- an apartment whose lease is up tomorrow.
Then I realized that though the keys to the apartment have to be turned in before midnight on the eighth, the office of the apartments is closed on the eighth. So how am I supposed to turn them in? There also is no drop box for the apartments, they got rid of that since the drop box was broken into. It's a five star area, let me tell you. Except not at all. So I still don't know what's going on with all that bullshit.
The kitten guy told me that he would be off of work at seven so I was trying to get everything done before then. Then he doesn't end up texting me until eight. The kitten is an hour away, there was no way in hell I was going to drive an hour to go meet someone who I don't know late at night. I'm not that dumb. So what I had been waiting on all day ended up not even happening which totally blows and I have to go tomorrow morning instead. It was just another thing to add to the horrible mishaps that had been ensuing the entire day.

Jesse and I went back to the apartments later to finish cleaning and shit and we got almost everything done but then realized we didn't have a box for the rest of the dishes so I have to go back again tomorrow to finish getting everything there plus turn in the keys. I don't know, I just absolutely hate when all of the responsibility falls onto my shoulders unexpectedly. It really stresses me out doing things of this particular sort last minute.
Oh, and I also dropped my iPhone today. The first day my iPhone does not have a case on and I drop it and scratch two corners of it. Seriously, the world hates me. I feel like I have the worst luck. When shit like this happens to me I almost laugh because this is the kind of shit that always happens and I'm an idiot for not having expected it
I'm also on a diet and I really want McDonald's but I can't have it and it's pissing me off. I'm literally going through withdrawals, I was crying earlier because I wanted it so bad and I was having really horrible mood swings. I caved last night and ate over 1,000 calories worth of McDonald's in one sitting when I'm only supposed to be eating 870 a day. I more than doubled my caloric intake because of my cravings. I'm debating whether or not my ideal body is worth what its going to take to get to that point and maintain that figure. I just love food so damn much. Anyways, I'll post pictures of my cute ass kitten tomorrow. If the person I'm adopting it from doesn't murder and chop me up first.